Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.
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My new favorite tag is “vaginal spite”
I am the Patty and Selma of my family
trying to bring all my little girl cousins into the welcoming embrace of misandry
My hearty congratulations to you in this endeavor
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I’m only 18 minutes into the last Mad Men episode, but goddamn do I love the shit out of Ken Cosgrove.
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do you ever just go through the sansa stark tag and cry
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: irresistible-revolution: rillness: Seriously talk all your shit about…
Seriously talk all your shit about “authenticity” and “real talent” but do you honestly think your cloying…
Nicole Andrijevic & Tanya Schultz is an art-duo who takes sugar, pigment, polystyrene, wax, modeling clay, paper, plastic, found objects, wire, beads, glitter, and almost whatever else they can get their hands on to create a literal Candyland in the middle of the gallery floor.
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It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
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"To recap: Don’s real name is Dick Whitman. His prostitute mother died in childbirth; his dad, her john, beat him. His fundamentalist stepmother called him a “whore’s child.” Then his father got kicked in the head by a horse, and the stepmother moved in with her sister, herself a prostitute, living in a brothel. The stepmother, heavily pregnant with Don’s half brother, prostituted herself to her brother-in-law, as the teen-age Don knelt outside her door. He watched them, through the keyhole, have sex. C’mon, now. This is no longer the backstory of a serial adulterer; it’s the backstory of a serial killer."
— This perfect piece by Emily Nussbaum is the correct way to understand Mad Men. It only gets better after that. (via lazybookreviews)
