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bundesmutti:

Mutti has no idea who that unwashed, weird hippy next to her is.

Mutti bitte

bundesmutti:

Mutti has no idea who that unwashed, weird hippy next to her is.

Mutti bitte

— 1 year ago with 38 notes
#Mutti pls  #Bono  #Angela Merkel  #Deutschland  #Germany  #Bundeskanzlerin 
Live!Blogging Beowulf essay

Essay: *crickets*

Me looking covetously at facebook photos of Germany: TAKE ME BAAAACCK *all the creys* 

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#goddamn it  #Germany  #Passau  #Deutschland  #facebook hell  #Beowulf essay  #so saaaaad 

Royal rail car of Ludwig of Bavaria

Fucking Märchenkönig and his opulence…

Royal rail car of Ludwig of Bavaria

Fucking Märchenkönig and his opulence…

(Source: detail-detail-detail, via once-delight)

— 2 years ago with 353 notes
#Jealous as fuck  #Ludwig of Bavaria  #Bayern  #Germany  #Deutschland  #opulent fucker 
bundesmutti:

I suddenly feel so ashamed to be German.

Pshaw!
Mutti keeps it real. 

bundesmutti:

I suddenly feel so ashamed to be German.

Pshaw!

Mutti keeps it real. 

— 2 years ago with 5 notes
#Angela Merkel  #Bundesmutti  #Deutschland  #Bundeskanzlerin  #Kanzlerin  #Germany  #hairy pits 
bundesmutti:

A most striking resemblance!

Nefertiti gehört zu Ägypten!

bundesmutti:

A most striking resemblance!

Nefertiti gehört zu Ägypten!

— 2 years ago with 6 notes
#verpiss dich  #Deutschland  #Nefertiti  #Agypten  #Egypt  #Germany  #Bundesmutti  #Bundeskanzlerin 
bundesmutti:

Mutti, die kleine Rassistin, macht sich über Afrika lustig.

I’m not going to be able to get “Mommy, the tiny racist” out of my head now. For good reason too.  

bundesmutti:

Mutti, die kleine Rassistin, macht sich über Afrika lustig.

I’m not going to be able to get “Mommy, the tiny racist” out of my head now. For good reason too. 
 

— 2 years ago with 3 notes
#Bundesmutti  #Angela Merkel  #Deutschland  #Germany  #Bundeskanzlerin  #Rassistin  #mommy the tiny racist 

bundesmutti:

The many faces of Angie M.

Süße Bundesmutti! <3

— 2 years ago with 15 notes
#Deutschland  #Germany  #Angela Merkel  #Bundesmutti  #Bundeskanzlerin 

Have fun in Japan!

THANKS!!! <3

hexele replied to your post: Welp, Peace Out Germany

Wir werden dich vermissen!

Ich auch! Liebe Deutschland, ich liebe dich. UND SERVUS BAYERN! I mog di. 

— 2 years ago
#Germany  #ONWARD  #mephiskypheles  #hexele 
Welp, Peace Out Germany

I’ll be back like the electric bill. 

— 2 years ago with 4 notes
#Germany  #ONWARD 

0plus2equals1:

tiefstenrot replied to your photo: This heat can go fuck off.

You live in California, right? How hot is it there?

It’s 80 here, which isn’t all that bad. But, seeing as how my room loves to trap heat, it’s about 88 in my room. It’s really not all that bad when I really think about it, but I just hate heat in general. 

It’s pretty humid down here in Bavaria. It’s like I can eat the air and I don’t like what I’m tasting. 

— 2 years ago with 2 notes
#Bavaria  #Germany  #0plus1equals1 
APPARENTLY

Jim Jarmusch is filming his vampire/Tom Hiddleston movie in the Nordrhein-Westfallen area of Germany. As in the country I’m living in currently. And the only reason this isn’t good news is that I’m completely out of money, hence I have no means of getting the train there and tracking him down and getting him to sign my boobs in person. 

— 2 years ago with 4 notes
#Tom Hiddleston  #only lovers left alive  #Germany  #FUCK  #goddamn it 

qglas replied to your videoSO FUCKING GIDDY FOR THIS MOVIE

THE UPLOADER HAS NOT MADE THIS VIDEO AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY.

IT’S AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY!

Wait, let me see if I can find one that works. 

— 2 years ago with 1 note
#wait  #let me see if I can find one that works  #germany  #Excision 

At first I was all “I can’t understand German THEY’RE SPEAKING WAY TOO FAST!!!”

And now I’m all “Pfft, alles ist einfach.” 

— 2 years ago with 3 notes
#German  #Germany  #language  #language learning  #einfach